Man was messing around in his shed again, taking large pieces of wood and turning them into smaller pieces of wood – why doesn’t he just get smaller pieces in the first place? Surely if a cat could work that out a human could. I followed him into his shed, he spends a lot of time in there but I have never been able to work out what is in there that is so exciting……
Got locked in the shed for 3 hours as man didn’t realise I was in there, and I am still no closer to finding what is so good about the shed, it’s just a load of smelly tools and bits of wire, must investigate further………….
Or more like dullday – only humans would call a day of the week after the weather, it just leaves yourself open to all sorts of mislabelling libel claims, especially in this country. I’ve heard there are other places a long way away that has sun all the time, the cats there must be very happy.
Sun. Glorious sun to lie and stretch in. I did try to catch a mouse or two but it was just too exhausting in this weather, besides, the hot weather doesn’t give me much of an appetite anyway. The sun does mean a lot of people walking past with their dogs though, it does annoy me when they are not on their leads and think it is ‘fun’ to chase us cats up and down the lane, thank goodness I can climb and jump to get away!
Rain. Lots of rain. Tried to make up for the rain by trying to get as close to the woman’s legs as possible at all times during the day today, humans like this. She was most ungrateful though and kept getting cross, I think it was because the rain was annoying her. I felt like giving up totally but thought I would rise above it and persevere. She somehow forgot I was in the kitchen though and shut the door so I couldn’t follow her into the living room, I wowed a lot but the door must be really thick, or she has bad hearing, I’m not sure which.
More rain. I really wanted to catch a mouse today to show woman I had forgiven her for being so ungrateful yesterday but there is no way I am going out in this. I could really do with getting out of the house though today, the small human keeps following me everywhere I go. It wasn’t too bad when she first turned up (where did she actually come from?)but now she seems to have learnt to move around and keeps disturbing mine, Jessica’s and mum’s cat naps. Still I suppose we are lucky, it has taken her 10 months to start moving around, I don’t remember but my mum Katie tells me that I was moving in a few weeks. Humans really are slow…
A slightly dull day, not too warm but perfect for mousing! Spent a long time in the field chasing this one little mouse who kept trying to get away, but I eventually got him! I took him back for woman but had been out chasing so long man had already got home. Left mouse in the utility room for them to find as a little surprise, but bit off his nose to add to my secret collection of mouse noses, I’ve hidden these somewhere really good that the humans will never find them!
Urrrggghh. Today was one of those days when I really didn’t want to get up and I certainly didn’t want to do anything remotely strenuous. Then I realised that I didn’t have to do anything. Not a sausage. Life as a cat is great. I slept in for a little while before getting up and having a little breakfast then settled down on the sofa for a little snooze. It’s amazing how quickly a day can pass when you are cat napping. Man got home and seemed happy that it was the weekend, said something about needing to make some more small bits of wood. I did try to explain that he could save himself a blot of time by getting small wood in the first place, I even miaowed it really slowly, but he didn’t seem to get it, or maybe he did and he just has something really exciting in that shed that he keeps going into hmmm, will perhaps follow him in tomorrow to investigate…………